Lots of people are now trying to buy Mandelbrot the Fractal Bear.
(In related news: thank you Jake von Slatt and Cory Doctorow for my current warm fuzzy feeling of minor-internet-stardom/creepiness, depending on your opinion on mutant teddy bears.)
Anyways! I am all for selling you a fractal bear.
But! I don't have any on hand to sell, and I don't have any parts on hand to remedy this.
So! I intend to go teddy bear hunting and see if I can remedy this.
In summary! Maybe you can buy one later, I will see what I can do.